What do race horses eat? What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?
Fast food A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot
Fast food A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot
What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock? What's white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
" Look Grandfather no hands " A blackboard
What is in the middle of a jellyfish? What do you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A jelly button A walkie- talkie
What do you call a pig who is a karate expert? What happens when 2 snails get in a fight?
A pork chop They "slug" it out
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Have you heard the joke about the butter?
Because they are always stuffed I can't tell you because you will spread it
What did the snail say when he got a ride on the turtle? Have you heard the mad scientist who put dynamite in his fridge?
" WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He blew his cool
What is a polygon? What kind of car does Mickey mouse's wife have?
A missing parrot A Minnie van
Why did the cookie go to the Doctor? What's the differece in a train and a teacher?
Because it felt crummy A train says "CHOO-CHOO", teacher says "Spit out your gum"
What kind of cat should you never play cards? What do you call a fairy that didn't take a bath?
Cheetah A stinkerbell
Why do cows have bells? What says "Quick,Quick" ?
Because their horns don't work A duck with hiccups
" Look Grandfather no hands " A blackboard
What is in the middle of a jellyfish? What do you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A jelly button A walkie- talkie
What do you call a pig who is a karate expert? What happens when 2 snails get in a fight?
A pork chop They "slug" it out
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Have you heard the joke about the butter?
Because they are always stuffed I can't tell you because you will spread it
What did the snail say when he got a ride on the turtle? Have you heard the mad scientist who put dynamite in his fridge?
" WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He blew his cool
What is a polygon? What kind of car does Mickey mouse's wife have?
A missing parrot A Minnie van
Why did the cookie go to the Doctor? What's the differece in a train and a teacher?
Because it felt crummy A train says "CHOO-CHOO", teacher says "Spit out your gum"
What kind of cat should you never play cards? What do you call a fairy that didn't take a bath?
Cheetah A stinkerbell
Why do cows have bells? What says "Quick,Quick" ?
Because their horns don't work A duck with hiccups
